Flawless Imperfection.: Irritating Languge
Sunday, October 08, 2006
「 dreamt on Sunday, October 08, 2006 」


Irritating Language

Normal English: I want to catch a movie instead of going to the park.

Irritating Language (Basic) : moii ish wan to watch movie wit euu wor. dun go park lehx.

Irritating Language (Advanced) : MoiI iSh wAnZz TOx WAtcH moOvie WIt euU wOrS... doNch gO pARk LEHsZXxx!!

You see, reading one paragraph of Irritating Language in a blog post causes you to get very frus. It takes you the same time to decipher it as to reading 10 paragraphs of Normal English.

So if you blog in the Irritating Language, you're practically saying "Don't visit my blog. It's a real hassle. I'm only acting cute.".

So if you're one of them using the Irritating Language, stop it.

The Madman™